Guy comes into video store. Mad Bastard Radar starts whooping loudly, but I dismiss it as a false alarm.

He wanders around upstairs, asks a couple of innocuous questions. I answer.

He goes downstairs, where we have the Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller sections, plus the porno section.

He reappears to complain that we only have R rated porno, and no X. I explain to him that it is illegal for us to hire out X rated porno. He complains that we are not catering to people who believe in freedom from censorship.

I explain that when it comes to X rated porno, I’m all in favour of censorship.

Skeeved out for the rest of the day.